Joe Simpson? Is that you?

If you have Comcast and are ever bored, you can amuse yourself by reading the descriptions of shows in their Television Guide.  

I'm not sure who gets to write them, but I'm guessing it's a combination of fanboys and bitter journalists who thought they'd be writing for the foreign press or covering The White House.  Most of the time they are harsh (Miss Manners would not be pleased) and good for a snicker or two.  As an advertiser, I wouldn't be terribly thrilled with some of them since most of them try to talk you out of watching a program on which they may have paid for advertising. 

However, this little gem is something different all together...

I'm guessing that this writer has a thing for Jessica Simpson and is maybe thirteen... or perhaps a family member.  Ashlee isn't working right now, right?  I'll give him/her this though... I'm kind of wanting to watch this movie now.  It's been a while since I've had a good mocking.